ss_blog_claim=bf53c2c2a6b5e4b759eb9b46babec032 Stephen the dog: It's my Birthday yee haa!!!

Thursday, April 12, 2007

It's my Birthday yee haa!!!

Today is my Birthday. That is right I am 2 yrs old today. My A says I can have a party but not right now. He seems to think it would be too crazy to have all my pals over and wants to wait till it is warmer. I see his point, he does not want 50 dogs in the house, but I want to have a party now. Really it’s not like he is some kind of a neat freak. I am always picking up after him, he leaves his socks and shoes all over the place. I try to teach him to put them away but it always ends up being left up to me to take the socks and shoes outside in the morning.

On the plus side I now have more time to send out invites. Rather than send out a mass of invitations I am just going to invite everyone I know. That is right if you know my address you are invited to “Stephen’s Blowout Birthday Bash”® . Or the S triple B ®. Now there are some of you who have been reading my OOD who don’t know where I like. It is not that you are not welcome but my A will not allow me to put my address on the internet. He says it is not safe or something. I don’t know what he is talking about the internet is great it have already allowed me to win 500,000 EUROS. I wonder how my lawyer Tony Smit is making out with getting my check. I have gotten email a lot of really nice women who want me to check out their webcams there are a ton of companies out there willing to sell me something called Viagra really cheap. I wonder if Viagra is anything like catnip.
I don’t know what my A is thinking of course the internet is safe, Al Gore invented it how could it not be.

Anyway If you really want to come and don’t know my address drop me a comment and I will get back to you with the information you need.

It is going to be a great time. Lots of running around, sniffing and kibble. Man I love kibble. I am still working out the date but I am thinking May sounds good. So keep your calendar’s clear. You don’t want to miss Stephen’s Blowout Birthday Bash”™ it will be epic
Today I dropped off page one of the bloggers choice awards for best animal blog. I think there is some cheating going on. It was cool being up there but these people who create a ton of accounts to vote are just stupid. I don’t have that kind of time nor do I want to win that way. You can take you stupid trophy I don’t need it. I am sure you and your 500 internet personalities will finally find peace and fulfillment once you win a bloggerschoice award.

Do you people send yourselves email to create the illusion of having friends. It must be a very sad existence writing emails to yourself. I have an idea, go outside and take a walk. I like walks I would be happy to go with you. My leash is hanging on the back of the door it will be fun, lets go. Exercise and sunshine will do wonders for that pasty white complexion of yours.

Well I can’t wait to see what My A and R got me for my Birthday hopefully they got me something good.

I do have a few goals now that I am older. I want to learn to rollover and really get my tricks down. I also want to get a drivers license. I have been bugging my A for a car but he keeps telling me I need a license before he will even let me drive. Yes I take the truck out at night when he is asleep (don’t tell him), but I am scared of getting stopped by the fuzz. Having a license would make it so I don’t have to sneak the truck out and I would also be able to drive faster because I would not have to worry about getting stopped.

Please let me know your thoughts on Stephen’s Blowout Birthday Bash”™. I am thinking we need to get a jumpy house. Those things are really good. I wonder if I get cake tonight.


At April 13, 2007 at 10:31:00 AM EST , Blogger norman said...

happy birthday stepehen!!!!!!! I am really looking forward to your party. Don't forget the jerky. I think I will pass on the bouncy house though and concentrate on the kibble.

At October 2, 2007 at 8:39:00 AM EST , Anonymous Anonymous said...

He (Tony Smit) is working for me too. But I only won 250 000 Euros.

How did you do to win 500 000?


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