ss_blog_claim=bf53c2c2a6b5e4b759eb9b46babec032 Stephen the dog: August 2007

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Update is coming

Sorry I am been busy I will update soon. Thanks for you patience it has been a rough week

Thursday, August 9, 2007

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This morning my neeerrrpp! A and I got up early neeerrrpp!. I think he had a neeerrrpp! meeting or something neeerrrpp! he needed to get to. Anyway we got up had breakfast neeerrrpp! and he went off to work neeerrrpp!.

Neeerrrpp! However he forgot to shut his Neeerrrpp! alarm off and not I Neeerrrpp! am stuck in the house listening Neeerrrpp! to that thing go off Neeerrrpp! . It is Neeerrrpp! driving me Neeerrrpp! crazy. Please make it stop Neeerrrpp! Neeerrrpp! .

I was all ready to a Neeerrrpp! nice quiet day at home Neeerrrpp! and now I have Neeerrrpp! this loud Neeerrrpp! annoying alarms going off. I tied to hide under the Neeerrrpp! bed but that did not work Neeerrrpp! it is just as loud down there. Neeerrrpp! Neeerrrpp! there is no place to hide from Neeerrrpp! this awful sound. Neeerrrpp! wonder if it will stop on its own?

Man Neeerrrpp! this is a bad day. I almost wish Neeerrrpp! my ears had melted off last week Neeerrrpp!. That was pretty scary when Neeerrrpp! I though my ears had melted off Neeerrrpp! but seriously I would take the heat Neeerrrpp! any day over this Neeerrrpp!.
When my A gets home Neeerrrpp! Neeerrrpp! I am going to bite him Neeerrrpp!. I know I should not bite but Neeerrrpp! imagine hearing Neeerrrpp! every 3 seconds all day. Neeerrrpp! it is only 10am and I am already losing it Neeerrrpp!.

I wonder what the quack Neeerrrpp! Dr. Phil would say about Neeerrrpp! this. I bet he would Neeerrrpp! offer up some kind of lame Neeerrrpp! obviously comment and Neeerrrpp! then offer to put me in therapy Neeerrrpp!. Hey Dr Phil umm the Neeerrrpp! problem is there is an alarm clock going off Neeerrrpp! in my house and it will not stop Neeerrrpp!.

Maybe if I turn on all the lights Neeerrrpp! the Ac and the TV I can blow a circuit breaker. Neeerrrpp! Oh better yet if I lick the outlet I might Neeerrrpp! be able to blow the breaker. Neeerrrpp! Neeerrrpp! Youch!!!! Nope that just hurt. Neeerrrpp! now I have a hurt tongue and Neeerrrpp! an annoying alarm.

This is horrible Neeerrrpp! Neeerrrpp!. I need ideas Neeerrrpp! I need help.

Neeerrrpp! Neeerrrpp! I like to Neeerrrpp!. Here a Neeerrrpp! there a Neeerrrpp! everywhere a Neeerrrpp! Neeerrrpp! . Old McDonald had a Neeerrrpp! with a Neeerrrpp! Neeerrrpp! here and a Neeerrrpp! Neeerrrpp! there.

I am definitely losing it Neeerrrpp!. I hope my A comes home soon Neeerrrpp! cause as soon as he turns off this darn alarm Neeerrrpp! I am going to give him the bite of his life. Neeerrrpp! Maybe I should wait till after he feeds Neeerrrpp! me to bite him.

Darn I wish I could get outside.

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Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Halloween the Movie




Halloween is coming and as you all know I love Halloween. This year it is actually coming early that is right on Aug 31 the latest Halloween movie will be released. The Halloween franchise is an awesome collection of scary movies and I am sure this is going to be great move.

This latest Halloween movie is written and will be directed by Rob Zombie. Rob should bring and interesting perspective to this movie. His creativity and energy should go a long way towards energizing the franchise.

In the movie Rob should spend more time examining the motivation behind his star psychopath Michael Myers. I can hardly wait to get an insight into the mind of Myers who has been so terrifying for so long.

I am a fan of the classic thrillers with my all time favorite being the Birds.
Halloween the movie should be right up there. I love the scary movies that require you to think and empathize with the main character. I also really like Kujo that movie really makes you think. There are a ton of movies out there that can scare you but those that actually pull you in and make you think only to turn around and scare the pants off you are the best. This movie has the potential to become my new favorite scary movie.

I would highly recommend this movie. I can’t wait till it comes out. I am going to be on of the 1st in line to see this movie.

Go see
Halloween the movie



Tuesday, August 7, 2007

I like Contests

I have entered a few contests on the Internet lately and some of them leave a lot to be desired. As we all know the Internet is full or cheats and liars. Just try buying a big screen TV from and internet retailer and you will see.

Anyway my buddy Drew is running a contest
over at http://www.benspark.com/ . It is an interesting contest and there are a ton of ways to get points. You will have to read the rules for yourself because I can’t explain them.


The prizes are awesome
• 1st prize is a Flickr or Zooomr Pro account (your choice) & a $25.00 Kodak Gallery Gift Certificate.
• 2nd prize is a subscription for two years to PCPhoto Magazine.
• 3rd prize is a $10.00 Kodak Gallery Gift Certificate.

You should definitely enter this contest it is a great chance to have some fun and maybe win some cool prizes.

To find out more about this contest go to http://www.benspark.com/additup.html

Monday, August 6, 2007

Tagged Arrghhh


Ok I got tagged normally I don't do these things but today I have free time.

So 8 Random things about me.

1) I bury bones but will only bury then if I think no one is looking

2) I like to lick my A's head (It is fun because it bugs him)

3) I know what "come" means sometimes I just choose not to

4) I have a bone hidden in Joey's yard

5) I took a Giant poop in Mr Mailboxes yard last week

6) I don't like country Music

7) If I could wish for one thing I would wish for thumbs

8) I would much rather have an Xbox than an Xshot



I have posted about these tag things previously please read the following post
http://stephenthedog.blogspot.com/2007/03/allison-argghhh.html

Friday, August 3, 2007

Golden River

Recently people have been asking me “Stephen you seem to be writing a lot about internet dating” Well yes I have been writing about it a lot recently. I like to meet people I see these sites as a way to meet more people. As some of you may know it is important for a dog to have friends.

Recently I stumbled upon an excellent resource for meeting people called
Golden River Dating Golden River gives you the ability connect with people from all over the county with a wide range of backgrounds.

I checked out a few of profiles and if you are looking for someone with no teeth who is probably going to steal your identity then this is the site for you. Personally I don’t want my identity stolen nor am I looking to meet a 47yr old woman with leprosy who smokes 3 packs a day. She is probably a very nice person but that is just not what I am looking for.

If you are looking for to meet “Interesting” people and are naïve enough to think that the world is still a safe place by all means check out this site. If you have a sense of reality and realize that we live in a world where it is best to be cautious please avoid this site. Put it this way I am sure there are some nice places to see in Iraq but I am not going to go there anytime soon.








Furniture


As some of you may know my A and R have been working on finishing our basement. It is going to be really cool when it is done. I can hardly wait. Unfortunately I don’t have any furniture.

I was looking today for furniture and found this great
furniture store
Gallery Furniture is awesome. They have a ton of stuff and you can find almost anything you are looking for. I really like the chair pictured above, as soon as I find my A’s Amex I am going to order it.

I like the recliner because as a dog I need a nice deep chair to get really comfortable. The color should also go nicely with my coat. This chair looks so soft I bet I could sleep for hours on it. Hopefully I will be able to sleep through that annoying Dr. Phil my R likes to watch.

Located in Houston, Galley Furniture is one of the best known names in
Houston Furniture

I am so excited for my new chair I can not wait to sit in it and throw my feet up. We dogs are all about comfort. If you have any question about furniture either give me a call or check out Gallery furniture. I know a heck of a lot about comfort but these guys might even know more. I am also color blind so you might not want my advice.

Gallery Furniture gets a Stephen rating of 8









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