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This morning my neeerrrpp! A and I got up early neeerrrpp!. I think he had a neeerrrpp! meeting or something neeerrrpp! he needed to get to. Anyway we got up had breakfast neeerrrpp! and he went off to work neeerrrpp!.

Neeerrrpp! However he forgot to shut his Neeerrrpp! alarm off and not I Neeerrrpp! am stuck in the house listening Neeerrrpp! to that thing go off Neeerrrpp! . It is Neeerrrpp! driving me Neeerrrpp! crazy. Please make it stop Neeerrrpp! Neeerrrpp! .

I was all ready to a Neeerrrpp! nice quiet day at home Neeerrrpp! and now I have Neeerrrpp! this loud Neeerrrpp! annoying alarms going off. I tied to hide under the Neeerrrpp! bed but that did not work Neeerrrpp! it is just as loud down there. Neeerrrpp! Neeerrrpp! there is no place to hide from Neeerrrpp! this awful sound. Neeerrrpp! wonder if it will stop on its own?

Man Neeerrrpp! this is a bad day. I almost wish Neeerrrpp! my ears had melted off last week Neeerrrpp!. That was pretty scary when Neeerrrpp! I though my ears had melted off Neeerrrpp! but seriously I would take the heat Neeerrrpp! any day over this Neeerrrpp!.
When my A gets home Neeerrrpp! Neeerrrpp! I am going to bite him Neeerrrpp!. I know I should not bite but Neeerrrpp! imagine hearing Neeerrrpp! every 3 seconds all day. Neeerrrpp! it is only 10am and I am already losing it Neeerrrpp!.

I wonder what the quack Neeerrrpp! Dr. Phil would say about Neeerrrpp! this. I bet he would Neeerrrpp! offer up some kind of lame Neeerrrpp! obviously comment and Neeerrrpp! then offer to put me in therapy Neeerrrpp!. Hey Dr Phil umm the Neeerrrpp! problem is there is an alarm clock going off Neeerrrpp! in my house and it will not stop Neeerrrpp!.

Maybe if I turn on all the lights Neeerrrpp! the Ac and the TV I can blow a circuit breaker. Neeerrrpp! Oh better yet if I lick the outlet I might Neeerrrpp! be able to blow the breaker. Neeerrrpp! Neeerrrpp! Youch!!!! Nope that just hurt. Neeerrrpp! now I have a hurt tongue and Neeerrrpp! an annoying alarm.

This is horrible Neeerrrpp! Neeerrrpp!. I need ideas Neeerrrpp! I need help.

Neeerrrpp! Neeerrrpp! I like to Neeerrrpp!. Here a Neeerrrpp! there a Neeerrrpp! everywhere a Neeerrrpp! Neeerrrpp! . Old McDonald had a Neeerrrpp! with a Neeerrrpp! Neeerrrpp! here and a Neeerrrpp! Neeerrrpp! there.

I am definitely losing it Neeerrrpp!. I hope my A comes home soon Neeerrrpp! cause as soon as he turns off this darn alarm Neeerrrpp! I am going to give him the bite of his life. Neeerrrpp! Maybe I should wait till after he feeds Neeerrrpp! me to bite him.

Darn I wish I could get outside.

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