Anyone got a Stamp

Dear Santa,

I know you are very busy getting ready for the upcoming Christmas season. I am sure you will do a great job this year like always.

I wanted to let you know that I have been very good this year. Yes I know there have been a few set backs. I know the seatbelt incident is going to count against me but I am working hard to rectify that. I have almost $5 saved towards replaying my A.

I am also going to include my schematics for “Nut Silo” this idea will revolutionize squirrel culture. I have already given the idea to my local squirrels but I thought you should have it to. I am sure you already know I am not a huge fan of squirrels as you well know those guys are punks. I am sure they are all on your naughty list. However I wanted to share my idea and show you that even though I can’t stand those guys I am trying to help them. I am sure this seems like an obvious attempt to garner your favor and well it is. Nut silo is such a huge idea though that I feel that I should get some credit for it. I don’t really want much lets just call it even for the seat belt incident.

I know I need to fess up to my A for the seat belt incident but I want to wait till I have the money before I do. Don’t worry I am gonna do it like I said I already have $5 saved. I don’t really have a job so money is a little hard to come but, I am dedicated to the cause though so I will get there. You can count on me Santa.

I don’t really want too much for Christmas. I am a little afraid I am going to get coal., which is why I am writing you. I know once you review the nut silo schematics you will see I am a good guy and will look past the seat belt incident.

Ok now onto my List.
I would really like a couple bones and some of those squeaky tennis balls. You know the ones they look like tennis balls but they squeak. I would also like a couple toys and maybe a new leash the one I have is a little too cute for me.

Also could you please bring something nice for Norman. I know he has been really really good this year.

Thanks
Your buddy

Stephen

P.S.

I will leave some cookies under the tree for you and try not to bark when you come down the chimney.