ss_blog_claim=bf53c2c2a6b5e4b759eb9b46babec032 Stephen the dog: I need a sink

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

I need a sink

As you all know I am a dog and one of the things dogs do is make a mess. Yes I freely admit that I am not the cleanest being on the planet. However at least I am not living in my grandmother’s basement eating Doritos and surfing the internet for free porn. That is right jimmy321 I know what you are all about.

As a dog it is tough to wash up. I am not allowed to wash my face in the toilet. I get yelled at every time I try to do that. I can not use the kitchen sink since I have a hard time turning on the water with no thumbs. My A does give me baths when I get really dirty.

I would like to be cleaner and less reliant on my A. I think the best way to do this is for me to get my own sink. I am going to put it outside so that I can wash my paws after I use the tree. I ran into this great site for
sinks today. They have all kinds of sinks. I am thinking of getting a laundry room sink and putting it close to the ground. I am also going to get those really long handles for the faucet so I can turn it on and off with my face.

There are so many styles and options to choose from I am sure they will have something to fit my needs and if I get stuck I can call them and ask. They have an 800 number. I bet they have never run across a dog looking for a sink but I am sure they can help.

The sink should solve my paw washing issue now if I can just get those darn squirrels to give me a little privacy.


At October 17, 2007 at 11:37:00 AM EST , Anonymous Anonymous said...

you are a very funny dog


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