New Hair cut (It will grow back)

Alright so what do you think of my new hair cut. Yesterday I had my doubts. I think I look better in long hair. The short cut does have some advantages thought. I was timing my sprints around the house and I am a full second faster now. I think it has to do with my new cut having less wind resistance.

I have been running sprints around the house since I was six months old. My A and R think it‘s weird but I am just trying to be the fastest dog on the block. My PR is not 18.25seconds. As soon as Fenway and Joey get stop watches I will know who is fastest.

The short hair is also going to enable me to more easily sneak up on things in the dark. Maybe I will finally be able to bag one of those deer that walk through my yard at night. Every night I try to catch them but they are very fast. Tonight I think I have a chance though I feel good, I feel fast, I am confident. I just need to convince my A to let me out at 11pm tonight. That is when the deer usually come by. Those guys are in for such a shock when I come flying out of the woods and tackle them. I can’t wait to see the look on my A’s face when he realizes I caught a deer and am keeping it in the basement.

I really think the basement is the best place for me to keep my deer. I am going to give the deer to Santa when he shows up. I am sure Santa will need help pulling his sleigh, what with his reindeer getting old. That has got to be huge points. I don’t see how Santa could give me coal if I gave him a brand new wild deer to pull his sleigh. For bonus points I might even paint my deer’s nose red. Nah you know what I won’t, the Rudolph story is kind of silly.

If Santa can make a sleigh that can fly and can make toys for all the little girls and boys in the world, why does he need a reindeer with a red nose. Can’t the elves build a flashlight or even better radar for the sleigh. Santa has got to have sleighdar. I bet he just felt bad for Rudolph and gave him a job so he could feel important. I am cool with that, even Santa needs Karma. Too bad the story got so blown out of proportion though. Rudolph lead a sleigh it is not like he cured cancer, if he cured cancer I could understand all the fame.