On the Lamb

Today I am in big trouble again. I went for a walk with my A yesterday. He was nice enough to come home and take me out for a walk. He even let me walk off leash and it was super cool. Oh the freedom!!

We got down to Fenway’s house and I got to play with Fenway for a while. Clyde was home too so it was an awesome day. I played with Fenway for a while then I went over to Clyde’s and played with him.

Then the problems started. My A asked me to come back and I refused I just kept running around having a good time. My A asked again and I decided to keep doing what I was doing. I found this really cool lamb toy in Clyde’s yard and was playing with it and did not want to stop. I decided I would rather play with it than listen to my A. Then I had this really great idea I would just take the toy and go home. So I took the toy and just walked home with it leaving my A at Clyde’s house.

A seemed really mad at me when I was leaving. I don’t know why I knew where I was going and sure I never let him get close than 50yrds to me the whole way home no matter how fast he ran, I am really fast, but I don’t see why he was mad at me. I went strait home I did not even walk in the street so I am not sure what his problem was. Maybe he was just hot and forgot to put on sunscreen. Being covered in black fur means I don’t have to worry about sunscreen.

Once I got home I played with Clyde’s toy for a little bit. My A got home about 5 min later and was really not happy. I got sent inside but fortunately I hid Clyde’s toy. Last night my A was going to make me bring Clyde’s toy back but I buried it so he could not find it. We ended up just taking a walk but I was on my leash the whole time. Later my A explained to me that by just taking Clyde’s without asking toy I was stealing and is doing so I had become a thief.

I am pretty freaked out now I don’t want to be a thief and I sure as heck don’t want to go to jail. I barely slept last night every time a car went by I was sure it was the cops coming to get me. This morning I dug up the toy and gave it to my A. We walked by Clyde’s house but he was not home. I wanted to just throw it in the yard and forget about the whole thing but my A says I have to apologize to Clyde.

I don’t really know why I have to apologize. Clyde has a ton of toys. I guess if it will make my A happy I will apologize. I just want to get this thing out of my yard before the cops show up. Do you think I go to jail or just Juvie I am only two? I don’t really want to go to either. Man I better get this thing back to Clyde soon.

Why do I mess up I have not even admitted the seat belt incident to my A yet and now he thinks I am a thief. I really need to start being good or Uncle Sam is going to bring me rocks for the 4th.