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Today my ODD is stressing me out. I want write something that you people will find interesting but I just can not think of anything. It was a really quiet day today. I took a walk with my A, played with Fenway and took a nap. Nothing too exciting certainly nothing you people would really be interested in.
So I am sorry.
I am going to start a new feature on my ODD. As you all know I am home during the day and am stuck inside. So I watch a lot of TV yes I can use the remote if you lick it enough the TV turns on. My A is always wondering why he can never find the remote and why it is sticky.
I watch a lots of Oprah, Dr Phil (that guy is a quack), Jerry Springer etc. Anyway none of these people are really doing anything to help others. So starting today I am going to be answering questions from my readers.
That’s right you can ask me a question and I will answer it. I will be picking one letter a week and answering. You can ask me anything you want if I choose your letter I will answer it honestly and truthfully. Need advice let me know, what to know what we dogs think of cats let me know. Want to know the best way to cook a turkey let me know, Want to know why it is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light let me know.
Stimulate me, please don’t let my intellect melt away. No wonder it is so hard to get off welfare. Sit home and watch enough day time television and you will become stupid. I am sorry but it is true Watch 6 months of Oprah and you will be lucky if you can still make oatmeal.
Anyway please send your questions to
Stephenthedog (at) gmail (dot) com
Obviously you have to use the @ sign and a real dot in my email address. I would make it easy for you but those darn spammers are after me. That’s Right Mrs. Wells I know you are a spammer. No dying woman in her right mind or even her wrong mind would offer a stranger 2 million dollars to help give her estate to charity. Just wish I was a little quicker on that. Man my A is going to be mad when he finds out I sent her his bank routing numbers.
I am looking forward to your questions.
Today my ODD is stressing me out. I want write something that you people will find interesting but I just can not think of anything. It was a really quiet day today. I took a walk with my A, played with Fenway and took a nap. Nothing too exciting certainly nothing you people would really be interested in.
So I am sorry.
I am going to start a new feature on my ODD. As you all know I am home during the day and am stuck inside. So I watch a lot of TV yes I can use the remote if you lick it enough the TV turns on. My A is always wondering why he can never find the remote and why it is sticky.
I watch a lots of Oprah, Dr Phil (that guy is a quack), Jerry Springer etc. Anyway none of these people are really doing anything to help others. So starting today I am going to be answering questions from my readers.
That’s right you can ask me a question and I will answer it. I will be picking one letter a week and answering. You can ask me anything you want if I choose your letter I will answer it honestly and truthfully. Need advice let me know, what to know what we dogs think of cats let me know. Want to know the best way to cook a turkey let me know, Want to know why it is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light let me know.
Stimulate me, please don’t let my intellect melt away. No wonder it is so hard to get off welfare. Sit home and watch enough day time television and you will become stupid. I am sorry but it is true Watch 6 months of Oprah and you will be lucky if you can still make oatmeal.
Anyway please send your questions to
Stephenthedog (at) gmail (dot) com
Obviously you have to use the @ sign and a real dot in my email address. I would make it easy for you but those darn spammers are after me. That’s Right Mrs. Wells I know you are a spammer. No dying woman in her right mind or even her wrong mind would offer a stranger 2 million dollars to help give her estate to charity. Just wish I was a little quicker on that. Man my A is going to be mad when he finds out I sent her his bank routing numbers.
I am looking forward to your questions.
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