Cop Shorts!!!!

As you all know I love Police Gear. I can’t get enough of it. I am never happier than when I am running though the neighbor hood in full riot gear. There is just something about riot gear that makes you feel invincible. That and the fact that as I a dog I can run 4x faster than any human just gives me this feeling of god like power. Not that I am a god or an anyway am comparing myself to god. That would be blasphemy it is just an expression don’t read anything into it. I am trying to tell you about Police gear not have a theological discussion here.

If you are into police gear you should check out these 5.11 Shorts These are the same shorts the police wear. That’s right official cop shorts. Remember how cool the cop car was in the movie the Blues Brothers? Well these shorts have cop pockets, cop buttons, cop zippers etc. If you want a pair of shorts in which you can protect and serve your neighborhood these are the shorts for you.