ss_blog_claim=bf53c2c2a6b5e4b759eb9b46babec032 Stephen the dog: Allison ARGGHHH

Monday, March 12, 2007


OK Allison I see that you tagged me and I am going to respond to your tag. However I refuse to tag anyone else. I simply don’t believe in it. If you want to know about me ask me I am a pretty open dog. I will tell you like it is.

Below are the top 10 Billboard songs from the year my A turned 18. At least I think this is the right year. Based on these songs I feel sorry for him take a look it is all garbage. I don’t think any of these songs have any redeeming value. The are mostly based on loud repetitive lyrics. I find it amazing to see what people like. For example take a look at the lyrics for that song “Who let the Dogs out” Oh wait! I am a dog and I find that song to be just stupid.

There is some good music out don’t get me wrong but to me is seems that people in general like loud crappy music.

Dogs hear in the 67-45,000 HZ range while you humans can only hear 64-23,000HZ. We can also hear about 4times better than you people. Even when you are whispering I still know what you are saying.

Ok imagine this. You are sitting in your living room listening to Jump Around one of your popular songs. If you want to know what it sounds like to me turn the volume all up to 4 times as loud as you were listening to it. If you are at say 4 turn it up to 16 now push the base all the way down and turn the treble all the way up. Not get another stereo and turn it up really loud with some random noise, this will simulate the wider frequency range I can hear. On an audio track I can hear lots of weird stuff you people don’t.

Personally I like the cool Jazz. People like Bix Biderbeck, Jelly Roll Morton, Louis Armstrong, Cab Calloway etc. Those people knew how to make Dog Friend music.

Too Legit To Quit - Hammer
Baby Got Back - Sir Mixx-A-Lott
I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred
End Of The Road - Boys II Men
Move This - Technotronic
Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
Save The Best For Last - Vanessa Williams
Come As You Are - Nirvana
Jump Around - House Of Pain
I Will Always Love You


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