ss_blog_claim=bf53c2c2a6b5e4b759eb9b46babec032 Stephen the dog: What is wrong with this picture?

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

What is wrong with this picture?

There is something wrong with the picture above can you tell what it is?

No it is not the aliens hiding in the cloud on the left. Yes this is a little bit disturbing but you have to look really close to see them, don’t worry they are peaceful.

It is not the fact that the photo does not adhere to the rule of thirds. True the Palm tree should not be in the center of the photo but this is not what is wrong with the picture.

It is not even the fact that the image is cropped wrong. Nope the single biggest issue with this picture is that I am not in it. While I am sure you are thinking, Stephen are you so self centered that you think a picture without you in it has issues? It is not that I am egotistical. You see the issue is that my A took this picture in St Croix a couple of weeks ago and as I have pointed out I am not in the picture.

Do you know why I am not in the picture? Well I will tell you it is because I did not go to St Croix. Instead I got left back here to freeze my butt off in the snow. I was a good dog all year and my A and R go ahead and leave me with N and G to go to ST. Croix. (Not that I did not have fun I like it at N & G’s don’t tell my A I like it there). I would have had so much fun in St Croix. I mean come on I love the beach, I could have gone diving with them. I am sure you know there are dogs out there that can scuba dive. I would have given that Bat fish my A saw on the pier dive a run for its money. I hear bat fish are fun to chase. It would have been nice to meet the beer drinking pigs as well. I am so happy to hear they are now only drinking Non Alcoholic beers. Pigs have enough of an image problem as it is without being alcoholics.

It is so not fair that I did not get to go. They never take me anywhere cool. Sure I have been to Cape Hatteras to visit my pal Daytona a couple of times but that is about the extent of my travels. I am a part of this family and I should be treated like and equal. Seriously once all my plans start to come together and I am a millionaire they are going to be begging me for money. When they ask if they can swim in my new in ground I am going to say no, bet you wish you took me to St Croix don’t you. Sometimes it is tough to be a dog. I have been working hard to get the world to treat me as an equal and yet apparently I am not equal even in my own family. It is so sad.

I think I am going to go use my A’s credit card to order a side of beef. That will at least make me feel a little bit better.


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